Love Me Tinder

I am a 20 something quivering in anticipation at the fronding flagella motors of beginnings in this birth canal that we call life.

these breaths that I let my lungs collect are "love me" tinder that might just burn s'more.
Ask me anything

coquetto:

'EARTH SUCKS' Crop Top From the 'Too Weird To Live & Too Rare To Die' Collection by Jeremy Scott

(Source: spermspeed)

dudes:
"all men watch porn just get used to it"
dudes:
"men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
dudes:
"we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
feminists:
"rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
dudes:
"NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"
I like how this illustrates the point, though I don't think it was intentional. I think the truth is that those first three "dudes" are a subset of all dudes and the last "dudes" is all dudes. The issue is that just by looking at a guy, you have no notion if he would think any of those first three things.

art-and-fury:

Cat in the Garden - Yanadhyana

Reddit Writing Prompt: Humanity is greatest at one thing.

The handle of the mug was hot in her hand, but she did not set it down. Instead she focused on the sounds coming across the table.

Oh, yes. The sounds.

"Do you think that evolution stops once a species obtains sentience. That once we all stop getting eaten by other animals, we are cast into immortal bronze?"

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misslucid:

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Welcome to Night Vale is the best podcast that has never not existed and you are now required to listen to it.

cryingmanlytears:

Okay, so I could not find any sort of map or layout of Night Vale and (being a huge nerd who used to make D&D Maps for her brother) I took it upon myself to make a large, comprehensive, and possibly entirely incorrect series of maps which I will have to continually alter as new podcasts come out. This is just how I picture it. I re-listened through the whole thing and took down a bunch of notes haha. I think it’s all as correct as it can be (at least as far as “First Date”). If anyone notices something incorrect please let me know.

(btw you can open that first map up in a new tab to see it better)

lissabt:

I had a few days off work so i listened through all of Welcome to Night Vale. If you’re unfamiliar, it’s a narrative podcast in the form of a community radio broadcast out of a town that sounds like Sunnydale and Twin Peaks had a mutant baby, read by Fox Mulder’s great grand-child.

Bless the station interns. They will all be remembered fondly.


Let’s all hear it for half-assed drawings of radio booth equipment, ammiright?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rurone:

Cosmic booty for some reason makes me think of Noh-Varr. I blame Saga.

SPACE BOOTY O.O

(Source: theonlyending)

drtoof:

bryko:

oh my god

That’s actually incredible when you think about it. They sculpted the animation smears. Like…holy shit they didn’t just go, meh, just move the action along. They MADE the animation.

jaildinner4life:

Oh my GOD how did I miss this.

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